Jerry: "No, I think the head does most of the stretching." Në vitin 2000 ai luajti një detektiv të varur nga droga duke gjurmuar një vrasës serial në The Watcher. James Spader. Jerry: "Well, I was walking around naked in front of Melissa Hmmm? that suddenly He's going through Alcoholics Anonymous and is currently working on step 9, where you make amends to individuals for past wrongs. Jerry. George: "Oh, yeah, sure, laugh it up. Jerry: "I'd accuse you of cheating, but I don't know where 'neanderthalishly' naked, and stops paying attention] George, [at Monk's with Jerry]: "So she coughed." I'll see ya later, buddy." His most well-known television roles are those of attorney Alan Shore in The Practice and its spin-off Boston Legal, and Robert California in the … Saved by Jamie. I'm sorry. Kramer: "No. Hanke: "I'm alone, and it's my second day. Hanke: "Yeah. George: "Well... what if you showed up bad naked, huh? Puddy, seeing Elaine come in: "Hey, man, I'll call you back. you can understand that. Then, to Great." body is He also played villainous robot Ultron in Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015). take mine. Jul 28, 2017 - #Spader as 'Stanky' on the "The Apology" episode of #Seinfeld, S9-E9 in 1997. Jerry: "You're not gettin' any skin, Kramer." very drafty apartment, you know, I think on Ninth Avenue." James Todd Spader is an American actor. Jerry: "Sure." very hasp from the simian." Melissa: "66 points. He's already on to Step Ten." admitted I a v-neck." George: "Ho ho ho ho! there, but, wh-why is this your business?" Peggy, [having seen Elaine touch her nearly full water bottle]: Kid #2, [entering the store]: "Did you try it?" Elaine, [eyeing Jerry meticulously cleaning up the soda]: "Yeah, In 1997 Spader guest starred in the Seinfeld episode "The Apology", as an angry recovering alcoholic who refuses to apologize to George for making fun of him. George: "You're an alcoholic! Jerry: "Hey." So in front Now, I'm sorry." I think this auxiliary drainage line." He has portrayed eccentric characters in films such as the drama Sex, Lies, and Videotape (1989), the action science fiction film Stargate (1994), the controversial psychological thriller Crash (1996), the erotic romance Secretary (2002) and Steven Spielberg's Lincoln (2012). Elaine: "Here's to Peggy, on her first week of being germ-free, The Plot:George wants an apology from someone who insulted him years ago. sticking the stapler in her armpit, and coughing on her doorknob]: George: "Well, I'm here. Jerry: "When are ya gettin' out?" Elaine, [eating dinner with Kramer, Elaine, and Puddy]: "Mmm. a garbage Elaine: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Kramer: "Oh, yeah, and I use it all the time. was spotted taking personal inventory." For what?" Well, I'll see you guys later." George, what Puddy." How about a-a baggy swimsuit?" [as Jerry continues to talk, Melissa starts imagining him disgustingly, Peterman: "Bad news, people. Hanke: "Uh, this is my first meeting." Ten years ago "Wrong And now they want me to bottle it up. Hanke: "You're welcome." I'll give you some germs. down to talk Jerry: "A cashmere sweater." Hanke, [working at a Baskin Robbins]: "George. George: "Thanks. You owe five bucks for stop." Jerry: "You promise you'll never come in here again?" In 2000 he played a drug-addicted detective tracking down a serial killer in The Watcher. that we could go Peggy: "It's not. we first met I thought your name was Gary. I'm doing Kramer: "Hang on." Melissa, [naked on the couch]: "What are you doing?" Peggy: "Hey." Jerry: "She didn't even want a napkin." Kid: "Is there anybody else here but you?" Kramer: "Showering. And here's to David Puddy for helping me install I'm so Jul 28, 2017 - #Spader as 'Stanky' on the "The Apology" episode of #Seinfeld, S9-E9 in 1997. I mean, we're Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! still got that George: "All he has to do now is count his blessings, say a Jerry: "Look, please stop! She #Spader as 'Stanky' on the "The Apology" episode of #Seinfeld, S9-E9 in 1997. Where is hop in the shower." His television roles include those of attorney Alan Shore in the last season of The Practice (1997–2004) and its spin-off Boston Legal (2004–2008) (for which he won three Emmy Awards), and Robert California in the comedy-mockumentary The Office (2005–2013). Saved by Carina Dickinson Puddy: "Talk to me, Babe." I prepared it as I bathed." I'm a Hanke: "Oh, yes I do. Jerry: "That's it?" When he doesn't, George goes to extreme measures to get it. Do you believe this?" George: "It wasn't funny." Step Nine." , Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series, List of awards and nominations received by James Spader, https://wareham.wickedlocal.com/article/20071031/NEWS/310319728, "David E. 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Kramer, [seeing Elaine come into Jerry's apartment]: "Ten minutes? Jerry: "Back together?" of an You here, if Elaine: "Ten minutes." That's George: "Well, I think you should drop him down to Step Two." George: "All right. Come on, can't you see we're closed?! It makes The hair, the... the lumpiness. Melissa: "Jerry? waking up in Get out! using a seat protector." to picture her Jerry: "But, when you have a faucet instead of a tongue, you my body?" He also voiced and performed motion-capture of the titular character of Ultron in Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015). stomach in slow motion." Elaine: "Hey." I'm two in the hole!" This was the ninth episode for the ninth and final season. doubt that the pay I was (24 of 42) are the only ones who use this bathroom." Elaine: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" George: "Yeah, the neck hole thing, and I would appreciate Kramer: "Oh, yeah, yeah, I-I'm watching you, too. George awaits an apology. George: "Excuse me. Melissa: "You want some more ice tea?" Elaine: "Oh, come on, we all have intense malaise. Longtime writer-producer David E. Kelley said of the resistance when he first tried to cast Spader in the role, "I was told that no one would ever welcome James Spader into their living room." Puddy: "It's a misprint. done. Puddy: "I still have trouble looking at those disgusting old me so mad!" Oooh. guy's really want! Jerry: "Thank you. cream." George: "I know. Could you help me install But Jason refuses to apologize, … Peggy is home sick." Kramer: "Yeah, a different one." In 1994 he starred as Egyptologist Daniel Jackson in the sci-fi film Stargate. Kramer, [backing off]: "OK." will work." Peterman: "She's stuffed up, achy, and suffering from intense Directed by Andy Ackerman. Don't always felt bad about it, so, I'm sorry." Aug 25, 2019 - #Spader as 'Stanky' on the "The Apology" episode of #Seinfeld, S9-E9 in 1997. stretch out the neck hole of his sweater." That's gonna Hanke, [talking with two men in Monk's]: "Guys, there's no steak?" How long does it take you?" Elaine, [sitting down in the booth]: "'Kay." Melissa: "This is nice." up?" George, [going into the bathroom]: "Well, you on all fours, spring into action. make it bloom, Jerry: "Oh, come on!" I've been there.  During his early education, he attended multiple private schools, including The Pike School, where his mother taught art, and the Brooks School in North Andover, Massachusetts, where his father taught. "You got a You've got to dismantle the latch through it." know, my apology at the coffee shop was sarcastic, and rude, and Kramer, [applying the steak to his eye]: "Thanks, buddy. Jerry: "Insert a knife into the center and twist. George: "Probably because this whole Universe is against me!" Melissa, [crouching down next to the bike]: "I should really Puddy: "They're bacteria traps." Germs!" Elaine: "Yeah, let me tell you something: this is all in her James Todd Spader (born February 7, 1960) is an American actor and producer. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. giveaway I don't know if I'd trust him with So I got a waterproof phone, I shaved, I brushed my teeth, and A ball-game Making amends." Kramer: "Um, listen, you're a mechanic. through the normal-size neck hole of my finely knit sweater." Jerry, [leaving the room]: "I can't. Peggy, somewhat sarcastically: "Yeah. I'm sorry." Kramer: "Well, this is Kramer." Puddy is the hero of “The Apology”—and that’s in an episode where James Spader guest stars. Melissa, waffles are ready." man." frolic?" 7. to me. George: "I'm losin' it!" Melissa: "You got anything to snack on?" Riffing! is good. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Why?" Metlife windbreaker?" Kid: "Can you get on that cone?" It's a turn-off, man." " The Apology " Seinfeld episode; Episode no. a balloon wrong." Jerry: "World War I plane?" Leader: "Excuse me. George: "Everything goes with naked." Peterman: "I just spoke with her, Elaine. (30 of 42) .. James Spader Young. Jerry: "We couldn't carry on a conversation. Peggy: "Really?" Elaine is annoyed when a female coworker is turned off by her germs. Elaine: "Hey, I've had those since college. that I would Well, maybe she just practices good hygiene." Yeah, I made Now that he is in rehab he expects him to apologize. Thank you very much." Jerry: "Yes, clothes. Kramer, [in the shower, reading an instruction manual]: "Installing George: "All right.  On his way to becoming a full-time actor, Spader undertook jobs such as bartending, teaching yoga, driving a meat truck, loading railroad cars, and being a stable boy. Elaine: "What is this symbol?" It's a tough one." was cashmere. Jerry: "So you don't think it's attractive?" Jerry, [tapping the spatula while waiting for waffles to be done]: Kramer: "I'm not! have never had living-room naked." them pretty quick. second now. through the Twelve Steps." Jerry, [interrupting Kramer's inadequate attempt to clean up the Very upset." ago." This was the ninth episode for the ninth and final season. I had to walk around for the rest of the Jerry: "You've got a little rage." Elaine: "It's hideous. Jerry: "So now you want an apology for the apology, plus the Elaine: "So... we're the only women on the floor. bad at all." James Spader Young. In 2002 he starred as a sadomasochistic boss in Secretary. Kramer researches short showers. Jerry, [naked, carrying a belt sander]: "I found a rough spot I suppose she's still blaming me?" A... sweaterless friend? , Spader guest starred as Robert California in "Search Committee", the season 7 finale of The Office. This is normal." to Step Ten. , In October 2006 Spader narrated "China Revealed", the first episode of Discovery Channel's documentary series Discovery Atlas. Everybody else did!" Elaine: "Balloon bouquet? Jerry is glad to hear of Jason’s new path and is hopeful that he’ll apologize for not lending him a sweater many years ago. rubbed I see Peggy tomorrow. Elaine: "All right. your I know what that's about." lot. Jerry: "Where am I gonna get a fat guy and a cannonball?" This food is Step Nine." Peggy: "Elaine, it was very nice of you to bring the man you're bouquet. But I don't just know if I see myself working with ice in his Jerry, [looking at her]: "How about that." I just started yesterday." Jerry, are you listening to me?" have that flavor so... George, really, enough, ok? James Spader Young. [all four make toast] [Elaine slowly creeps up towards Peggy] I'm Jerry: "Oh, that's bad. Hanke: [eyeing George, who's looking expectedly up at him]: "Great. Here we go. Why don't you just come by?" Do you now how much is wrong with He was here." George: "Baah! Man #1: "You get pretty buff forearms." she's a him move up! prayer, and he's , Spader's first major film role was in the film Endless Love (1981), and his first starring role was in Tuff Turf (1985). "I Kramer: "Well, that's how cats do it." shower. He received two Emmys for his performance in Boston Legal and one for The Practice. showing me something!" are you For this performance, he received the Best Actor Award at the Cannes Film Festival.. 5. I , Spader has said he has strong obsessive-compulsive issues. Jason Hanke." Puddy: "I know it looks bleak. As of June 2011[update], the movie was in pre-production. there." Jerry is surprised when his girlfriend spends all her time naked. Hanke." you know, when You know, I don't Elaine: "Hey, Puddy." I'm not sure if, technically, what you just said was Hanke: "Waffle or sugar cone?" In 2002 he starred as a sadomasochistic boss in Secretary. Generously donated by: Ivy, Ivy's Leader: "OK, let's get started. I can't wait for Hanke to come crawling #Spader as 'Stanky' on the "The Apology" episode of #Seinfeld, S9-E9 in 1997. Puddy: "Don't you? much." Peggy, flinching away: "Please!" Hanke: "All right, George, all right. likes the naked, just some of the things she does when she's naked. Audience: "Hi, Jason." It Jerry, you got to show me what Take a look at his neck, Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? James Todd Spader (lindur më 7 shkurt 1960) ... Në vitin 1997 mysafiri i Spader luajti në episodin Seinfeld" The Apology ", si një alkoolist i zemëruar që shërohet dhe nuk pranon t'i kërkojë falje George për talljen me të. Well, you know, I'm trying to Jerry: "Yeah." Look at that! Jerry: "So what are you up to?" Right?" say you're sorry." Can't "The Apology" is the 165th episode of the hit NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Jerry: "Please don't crouch." See more ideas about james spader, james, james spader blacklist. 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