Here, in alphabetical order are few of our, and our reader's favourites: Balloobas; Bladdered; Blocked; Blotto; Bollocked; Bolloxed; Boogalooed; Buckled; Blocked; Cock eyed; Demented; Flaming; Flutered; F***ed; Full; Gee-eyed; Goosed; Half cut; Hammered; Jarred; Lamped; … slang He is one and thirty. Swizzled, fuddled and boozed are familiar ways to refer to having one (or four) too many drinks – but there are actually nearly 200 historical words for 'drunk' that are just as satisfying to say. shick 1916– Austral. boozed (up) 1850– also transf. He / she probably cannot talk in a normal way. soaken 1651 + 1846 elephant’s trunk 1859– slang muckibus 1756 vulgar Act defensive, and people will believe that you're drunk. Find and save ideas about funny alcohol quotes on Pinterest. He … Thanks for stopping by. Oh my what a list. pifflicated 1905 US slang + 1934 US slang 15 Ways to Say “Drunk” In British English Inebriated. lit (up) 1914– slang (well-)lubricated 1927– slang looped 1934– slang, chiefly US zonked (out) 1959– also transf. three sheets in the wind 1821– sack-sopt 1593 27 Of The Funniest Things People Have Drunk-Texted "Tequila is not my friend." 40 Dumb, Funny Jokes That You Can Laugh At And Tell To Your Friends. symbelwlonc OE Suddenly your ex, or that girl in the office you have been mildly flirting with and exchanging funny texts with, seems like just the person who would love to join you for one last drink. potted 1924– N. Amer. He has drunk more than he has bled. exc. ploughed 1890– slang, chiefly US Weddings are funny things. inebrious 1837– tippled 1564–1669 I have all your blogs, I get a lot to learn from your blog. Arseholed. gassed 1925– slang plastered 1912– slang inebriate 1497– drunken as the devil c1375 Drinkers quotes range from the simple quip, to outright mantras for living life to the fullest. When you are drunk you usually say the first thing that comes to mind. “Oh, you hate your job? stoned 1955– slang, orig. boiled 1886– slang in one’s cups 1611– stinko drunk 1976 half-cut 1893– slang – Plato, Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. whip-cat 1582–1611 “I like to have a martini, two at the very most. Bill on January 28, 2020: finer than frog hair. slang cut 1673– slang Getting drunk has always been an important part of human history. bevvied 1960– slang fried 1926– slang It’s never easy to say I’m sorry. high as a kite 1939– strut 1715 Scots Even if the apology failed, at least we’re able to have a good laugh at their expense. Parents can actually role play a situation with their teen, or at least give them these different ways to say no if they need them. I always like to hear other people's funny adjectives to describe being drunk, i.e. fap 1598 + 1818 peloothered 1914 rare Not only does laughter reduce stress, it lowers your blood pressure, gives you an excellent ab workout, and releases endorphins. whift 1611 snockered 1961– slang Another word for drunk. Happy as a mongrel dog chasing a three-legged cat. US topped a1632 + 1637 + 1834 colloq. stonkered 1924– slang, chiefly Austral. polluted 1912– slang, orig. intoxicated 1576– intoxicate 1581–1610 + 1845 When faced with a peer pressure situation, it is important for teens to be confident in their answers and their decisions, and the way to do that is to rehearse it beforehand. lush 1812 slang Dict. US If you want to read more quotes about traveling with friends, we created also friends travel quotes.. At the end of this post, we have an extra gift for you. So here we have picked up a few funny things to say to your boyfriend. dagged 1745 slang + 1847/78 dial. crocked 1927– drunk as a lord 1651– & NZ pipped 1911 + 1929 Cheers, Phrase 5 is used to describe somebody who has had too much. 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What did one ocean say … whistled 1938– slang, orig. In a 1960 novel, Walk Egypt, a group of... 2. Change ), You are commenting using your Twitter account. pottical 1586–1589 in the wind 1818–1840 Nautical slang skimished 1908 slang All of the following funny apology notes were doing their best to say “I’m sorry” while completely failing in the process. blind 1630– high 1627– slang swilled 1634 liquefied/liquified 1939– joc. muddled 1712 + 1840 Inebriated. as full/tight as a tick 1678– pixilated 1848– orig. honkers 1957– slang US That’s why there are so many words in every language to describe this phenomenon. blotto 1917– slang nappy 1721– US 43 ways to say you’re completely/very drunk: geillerocad OE Paralytic. Find more similar words at wordhippo.com! —F. stocious/stotious 1937 slang poggled 1933 Military slang & NZ colloq. ratted 1983– slang smashed 1962– slang, orig. Pot shot means you missed that deer,bear,wild cat while hunting. Scott Fitzgerald, A woman drove me to drink, and I hadn’t even the courtesy to thank her. they might find a way to untie the tubes.. maybe after spanking 'em and clipping the cord, we just vacuum out their uterus Re: Cool lines to say before you kick someone's ass I am clearly that guy that instigates messing with all the drunk people I encounter, check out my top 10 ways to mess with your drunk friends. high-flown a1656 pot-shot 1630 + a1632 juiced (up) 1946– slang ebriate 1847 humorous When you check out the Historical Thesaurus of the University of Glasgow you’ll also find subcategories like partially drunk, fighting drunk and insensibly drunk. People who are 'pissed' have lost their inhibitions, are talking loudly and may have started singing. swine-drunk 1592–1601 rat-arsed 1984– Dict. And even though the list is far from complete, it is quite the collection. & dial. ( Log Out /  liquored 1681 ebriose 1871– tanked (up) 1893– slang canned 1914– slang With funny drunk quotes from people like Dorothy Parker and W.C. Fields, to champagne wisdom from F. Scott Fitzgerald, to beer sayings from Plato, we’ve collected some of the best words on alcohol ever spoken. pot-shotten 1629 Money that we could also spend on booze. over-sparred 1890 Nautical slang drunk as a wheelbarrow 1709 Kelly K on December 07, 2019: Fine as frog hair. steamed(-up) 1929– slang symbelgal OE soused 1613 + 1932 on one’s ear 1906– Cheers! The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.” – Rodney Dangerfield, “I work until beer o’clock.” – Stephen King, “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra, “I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.” – Tom Waits, “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” – Humphrey Bogart, “There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.” ― Bette Davis, “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.” ― Ogden Nash, “The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years.” – Michael Caine, “There is no bad whiskey. Please don’t let your poor writing friends get thirsty and buy us a drink by making a 1 Euro donation. zigzag 1918– Military slang, chiefly US sow-drunk 1509–1522 + 1880 No one likes admitting that they have had too much to drink, so if you openly tell people that you're drunk, they may not believe you. Change ). in one’s pots 1618 + c1618 parlatic/par’latic 1907– Why... 3. nazy a1700 slang + 1855 dial. The great thing about this list is that most of the words actually have a year behind them in which it was first used. inebriated 1615– And that’s just in English. Being collectively drunk is fine. poggle/puggle/puggly 1925– slang We’ve compiled the largest list of funny quotes to make you laugh out loud. whittled 1530–1694 as drunk as David’s sow 1727– Cheers, Are these guys just ‘gassed’ or really ‘drunk as a piss-ant’. & NZ slang drunken < (ge)druncen OE– shot 1864– slang US Austral. Hammered, sauced, mortal and shitfaced bring the total up to 240. Micky, we went through a phase once of declaring ourselves absolutely trousered. Scratched means some dude got drunk then got his A## kicked ,for being rude to some other dudes girl. shot in the neck 1830–1855 US drunk as a boiled owl 1892 slang + 1922 slang US But for now enjoy these 236 ways to describe our favorite state of mind. concerned 1723 now vulgar & dial. wet 1704 colloq. the worse for wear 1966– soaked 1737 + 1899– jingled 1908– US slang flagonal 1653 To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. Military cup-shotten c1330–a1693 up the/a pole 1897–1917 colloq. Bevvied. piped 1912–1953 US slang This is so funny! Some of these are funny travel quotes from movies, others are more quotes for your travel friends. This term for “very drunk” is probably a variation of drunk as a boiled owl, according to DARE. Either way, there is no doubt that the man was an excellent drinker. toxed 1635(2) slang + 1637 slang Cheers! & NZ slang kaylied (up) 1937– dial. cock-eyed 1926– colloq., orig. This is actually a very formal word for drunk, but people often say it to sound funny. dial. wired (up) 1977– slang, chiefly US You might hear this colorful idiom in Georgia. If you are drunk texting someone else that is also drunk then everything seems to make sense. He drank till he gave up his half-penny. Famous Morning-Themed Quotes . Winston Churchill "I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. ( Log Out /  temulent 1628– drink-drowned 1600 – W.C Fields. swizzled 1843– That’s why there are so many words around to describe this state. US Tanked up. & NZ colloq. squiffed a1890– slang love-pot 1611 but then, we were stinko paralytico x, Hahaha nice nice… Yeah you got to change your vocabulary from time to time to keep things interesting. shickery 1878 slang Take care C. chris on September 02, 2018:. 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