drunk as a boiled owl 1892 slang + 1922 slang We give you 193 ways to say that you’re drunk and another 43 to say that you’re very drunk. Arseholed. I am clearly that guy that instigates messing with all the drunk people I encounter, check out my top 10 ways to mess with your drunk friends. schnockered 1955– US colloq. muckibus 1756 vulgar hilary on March 20, 2018:. squiffy 1855– slang lumpy 1810–1864 slang as drunk as an owl 1764–1840 spiflicated/spifflicated 1906– slang, orig. … “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C Fields. Actually I did some research on Benjamin Franklin some time ago for our historical drunks section. swizzled 1843– boozed (up) 1850– also transf. jagged 1737 slang +1902– slang, chiefly US I always say it with a smile and jokingly, it always gets a good laugh. disguised 1607– arch. Doesn’t everyone?” Noel Coward, “I only drink Champagne on two occasions, when I am in love and when I am not” – Coco Chanel, “Either give me more wine or leave me alone.” ― Rumi, “Age is just a number. Please don’t let your poor writing friends get thirsty and buy us a drink by making a 1 Euro donation. ( Log Out /  And if were to tell you to say certain things, and you got drunk you wouldnt be able to remember what i told you. swacked 1932– US slang Or maybe just a heart that needs to sleep it off for a few hours. Parents can actually role play a situation with their teen, or at least give them these different ways to say no if they need them. symbelgal OE Bevvied. This is a very common way of describing someone as drunk, for example “he got totally legless last night!”. plonked 1943– slang oferdruncen OE soaked 1737 + 1899– Find and save ideas about funny alcohol quotes on Pinterest. wired (up) 1977– slang, chiefly US US (well-)lubricated 1927– slang You might hear this colorful idiom in Georgia. ‘Me without you is like a nerd without braces, shoes without laces and ASentenceWithoutSpaces.’ wasted 1968/70– Pot shot means you missed that deer,bear,wild cat while hunting. And that’s just in English. shot in the neck 1830–1855 US tanked (up) 1893– slang intoxicate 1581–1610 + 1845 cut 1673– slang Happy as a mongrel dog chasing a three-legged cat. squiffed a1890– slang slang + 1728 dial. Military Some of these deff mean something else where im at. shick 1916– Austral. Ah what the hell, let’s make it a nice round number. In fact, people often... Legless. He made indentures with his legs. So here we have picked up a few funny things to say to your boyfriend. piped 1912–1953 US slang foxed 1611–1673 + 1896 DRUNK AS A BOWDOW US dial. After three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host.”. US & NZ slang 43 ways to say you’re completely/very drunk: geillerocad OE drunk as a dreynt mouse a1310 drunken as the devil c1375 to-drunk 1382 drunk as a mouse a1386–1536 sow-drunk 1509–1522 + 1880 drunk as a rat 1553–1661 fish-drunk 1591 swine-drunk 1592–1601 sod 1613 soused 1613 + 1932 drunk as a beggar 1622 blind 1630– drunk as a lord 1651– drunken < (ge)druncen OE– the worse for/of liquor/drink 1835– & NZ colloq. It’s never easy to say I’m sorry. inebriate 1497– whip-cat 1582–1611 stinko paralytico 1942 joc. pot-shaken 1630 Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. whittled 1530–1694 Getting drunk is from all ages. “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”. nase a1550 cant + 1567 cant You need to be more funny on February 03, 2018:. Synonyms for get drunk include bedrink, wassail, applaud, extol, feast, honor, honour, jubilate, party and pledge. US in the wind 1818–1840 Nautical slang thank you for sharing this article with us it’s really very helpful and informative…. stoned out 1968– slang, orig. (as) full as a tick/egg/bull 1892– Austral. 43 ways to say you’re completely/very drunk: geillerocad OE drunk as a wheelbarrow 1675–1709 He drank till he gave up his half-penny. dial. 27 Dumb and Funny Things Drunk People Do From sobbing on stranger’s shoulders to uttering slurry laments, drunk people are the life of any party. It has many of these but still worth a Google especially since Ben is reported to have said “Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.” At least according to the souvenir t-shirts sold in Philadelphia. Phrase 5 is used to describe somebody who has had too much. mixed 1872 colloq. lush 1812 slang Dict. Cheers! toxic 1899 Cheers, Merry. + 1834 colloq. Either way, there is no doubt that the man was an excellent drinker. love-pot 1611 Have you seen Ben Franklin’s Drinkers Dictionary? And laughter truly is the best medicine for your soul. in one’s cups 1611– zigzag 1918– Military slang, chiefly US rummy 1834 He has drunk more than he has bled. There were some experts that denied this famous quote was really his since it was never found in a written form. Cheers, 27 Of The Funniest Things People Have Drunk-Texted "Tequila is not my friend." Hahaha I’m sure that state might change today! peloothered 1914 rare in drink 1596– grogged 1842 soused 1613 + 1932 ( Log Out /  shicker 1892– Austral. parlatic/par’latic 1907– Why didn’t you say so? poggle/puggle/puggly 1925– slang Scott Fitzgerald, A woman drove me to drink, and I hadn’t even the courtesy to thank her. floored 1812 slang Dict. People who are 'pissed' have lost their inhibitions, are talking loudly and may have started singing. & slang sozzled/sosselled 1886/96– slang US slang – W.C Fields. ebriate 1847 humorous zonked (out) 1959– also transf. elephant’s trunk 1859– slang Swizzled, fuddled and boozed are familiar ways to refer to having one (or four) too many drinks – but there are actually nearly 200 historical words for 'drunk' that are just as satisfying to say. inked 1898– Austral. jug-bitten 1630 slang Act defensive, and people will believe that you're drunk. fox-drunk 1592 ripe 1823– slang sack-sopt 1593 US pot-shotten 1629 Rat-arsed. concerned 1723 now vulgar & dial. plastered 1912– slang clear 1688–1697 slang + 1725 slang Dict. looped 1934– slang, chiefly US dryncwerig OE & NZ overseen (with drink) c1475–1678 kaylied (up) 1937– dial. Change ), You are commenting using your Google account. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.”― Joan Collins, “Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time” -Catherine Zandonella, Funny Pick Up Lines That Might Work But Probably Won't, How to Get Turnt Up Before the Bars Close on…, 21 Great Gifts for People Who Work From Home, Bourbon vs Whiskey – 21 Sets to Enhance Your Liquor. drunk as a loon 1830– half-cut 1893– slang stoned 1955– slang, orig. pottical 1586–1589 Sacked..this list is endless, love it. groggy 1770– drunk as a lord 1651– Change ), You are commenting using your Facebook account. symbelwlonc OE To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. loaded for bear(s) 1890 joc. overseen 1532 + 1628 good quotes. & NZ slang Cheers! gassed 1925– slang tired and emotional 1981– joc. Among other strange traditions, we give drunk people microphones and ask them to say nice things about us. liquored 1681 – Louis Pasteur, Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right. drunk as a fish 1700 When it’s time to deliver a toast, or make a witty comment on any occasion, you can’t go wrong with these funny drinking quotes! indruncen OE pickled 1842 slang + 1900– slang pie-eyed 1904– slang, orig. concerned with drink/liquor 1752– now vulgar & dial. Hammered, sauced, mortal and shitfaced bring the total up to 240. muddled 1712 + 1840 fly-blown 1877 & NZ colloq. temulent 1628– inebrious 1837– ( Log Out /  Today I will teach you 12 funny ways how to say "to be drunk" in Finnish. Micky, we went through a phase once of declaring ourselves absolutely trousered. snockered 1961– slang ebrious 1630–1858 Intoxicated. bottled 1927– slang We hope you enjoy our favorite short drinking sayings, and please feel free to comment with a few of your own! bumpsy 1611 + 1630 obs. stinko drunk 1976 He has got the gravel rash. high-flown a1656 & dial. tippled 1564–1669 The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.” – Rodney Dangerfield, “I work until beer o’clock.” – Stephen King, “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra, “I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.” – Tom Waits, “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” – Humphrey Bogart, “There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.” ― Bette Davis, “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.” ― Ogden Nash, “The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years.” – Michael Caine, “There is no bad whiskey. Tanked up. “I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.” – Joe E Ellis, “I drink too much. stiff 1737– US slang rare pepst 1577 No one likes admitting that they have had too much to drink, so if you openly tell people that you're drunk, they may not believe you. – Dorothy Parker. scratched 1622 slang tankard 1642 slewed 1801– Another word for drunk. ebriose 1871– whistled 1938– slang, orig. LightSaver13 on December 12, 2019: I need more. pot-shot 1630 + a1632 Inebriated. Beer goggles on. stone 1945–1960 US slang But for now enjoy these 236 ways to describe our favorite state of mind. Suddenly your ex, or that girl in the office you have been mildly flirting with and exchanging funny texts with, seems like just the person who would love to join you for one last drink. Scratched means some dude got drunk then got his A## kicked ,for being rude to some other dudes girl. Paralytic. pissed (up) 1929– slang Why... 3. blotto 1917– slang canned 1914– slang It’s always nice to say a few funny things to your boyfriend and let him know you are the funny one in the relationship. Bill on January 28, 2020: finer than frog hair. hit under the wing 1844 slang they might find a way to untie the tubes.. maybe after spanking 'em and clipping the cord, we just vacuum out their uterus Re: Cool lines to say before you kick someone's ass Out of It. Find more similar words at wordhippo.com! it made sense at the time. nazy a1700 slang + 1855 dial. lit (up) 1914– slang The great thing about this list is that most of the words actually have a year behind them in which it was first used. Receiving texts from a drunk person while you are sober though is another thing entirely. boiled 1886– slang ploughed 1890– slang, chiefly US Some of these are funny travel quotes from movies, others are more quotes for your travel friends. cup-shot a1593–1639 + a1700 cant Dict. slang exc. as drunk as David’s sow 1727– 10 – The Always Humorous Sharpie D-cks: The beginner level of shaming, but definitely the easiest to execute. swine-drunk 1592–1601 The University of Glasgow Scotland came up with a list of all the words in the English language to describe when you’re tap-shackled, foxed, shot in the neck or cock-eyed. liquefied/liquified 1939– joc. druncenig OE “I like to have a martini, two at the very most. Change ), You are commenting using your Twitter account. crocked 1927– CORK HIGH AND BOTTLE DEEP three sheets in the wind 1821– fordrunken < fordruncen OE–1513 stinking (drunk) 1887– Troattered. honkers 1957– slang in one’s pots 1618 + c1618 I’ve been quite drunk, totally fucked, smashed, trashed, hammered, pissed, ploughed and shitfaced. Round here?.. poggled 1933 Military slang -Pope John XXIII, “Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? in liquor 1753 + 1871 stocious/stotious 1937 slang blasted 1972– slang, chiefly US as full/tight as a tick 1678– drunk as a fiddler 1832 Here are the 17 funniest drunk texts ever sent… He is one and thirty. good. tin hat(s) 1909–1919 whole-seas 1821 humorous swilled 1634 Bibulous. drink-drowned 1600 He … strut 1715 Scots im a foot off the floor..good beer buzz. fap 1598 + 1818 shot 1864– slang US Austral. Woozy. soaken 1651 + 1846 potted 1924– N. Amer. over the limit 1966– colloq., orig. cock-eyed 1926– colloq., orig. as drunk as a sow 1816 If you need proof of that, then you’ve come to the right place. From Old English (OE) to American or Australian slang. With funny drunk quotes from people like Dorothy Parker and W.C. Fields, to champagne wisdom from F. Scott Fitzgerald, to beer sayings from Plato, we’ve collected some of the best words on alcohol ever spoken. fish-drunk 1591 intoxicated 1576– Good but not that good be amazing much more funny and cool things for kid and adults I read these yo myself I couldn't even laugh not even flinch not even a bit Jim Morrison, Rock Legend and Member of The 27 Club, Queen Mother Elizabeth, a Heavy Drinker who Lived to See 101 Years, https://lordsofthedrinks.com/2013/10/08/benjamin-franklin-a-thirsty-founding-father/, How alcohol played a key role in warfare around the world | Lords of the Drinks, 33 Types of drunk people | Lords of the Drinks, 3 Drinking games that will surprise and completely smash everyone | Lords of the Drinks, How to Make a Flaming Holiday Punch Bowl – Bainbridge Today, Top 7 Drinks that Smash you Surprisingly Fast, The Best 25 Alcohol Related Pick Up Lines, 10 Ways to Say Cheers in Russian (that won't make you look stupid), The Top 10 Strongest Alcoholic Drinks in the World, Top 10 Cocktails of Seduction, the Ultimate Aphrodisiac Drinks, 20 Badass Replies to Stupid Remarks about your Drinking, The Aztec Myth of the 400 Drunken Rabbit Gods Explains All Levels of Intoxication. Even if the apology failed, at least we’re able to have a good laugh at their expense. stunned 1919–1933 Austral. smashed 1962– slang, orig. dagged 1745 slang + 1847/78 dial. plotzed 1962– slang stonkered 1924– slang, chiefly Austral. lushy 1811– drunk as a piss-ant 1930 + 1945 14 Ways of Saying "Drunk" Across the United States 1. pot-sick 1611 steamed(-up) 1929– slang And even though the list is far from complete, it is quite the collection. 65 quotes have been tagged as funny-as-hell: Lili St. Crow: ‘Discipline allows magic. to-drunk 1382 drunk as a rat 1553–1661 Thanks for stopping by. THEY say Eskimos have 100 words for snow, but the Irish have almost as many ways to say drunk. That’s why there are so many words around to describe this state. "; William Feather "Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious." Drinkers quotes range from the simple quip, to outright mantras for living life to the fullest. shickered 1911– Austral. ( Log Out /  sow-drunk 1509–1522 + 1880 jingled 1908– US slang drunk as a piper 1727–1894 woozy 1897– colloq., orig. Potentially offensive words have been weeded out. Here’s the story by the way: https://lordsofthedrinks.com/2013/10/08/benjamin-franklin-a-thirsty-founding-father/ queer 1826 slang but then, we were stinko paralytico x, Hahaha nice nice… Yeah you got to change your vocabulary from time to time to keep things interesting. “Oh, you hate your job? When you are drunk you usually say the first thing that comes to mind. toxed 1635(2) slang + 1637 slang scammered 1859– Dict. US Legless means your Horse threw one of his shoes. I always like to hear other people's funny adjectives to describe being drunk, i.e. loaded 1890– US slang See also: 21 Types of Drunk Texters That Everyone Knows They say a drunk mind speaks a sober heart. US All of the following funny apology notes were doing their best to say “I’m sorry” while completely failing in the process. Are these guys just ‘gassed’ or really ‘drunk as a piss-ant’. Nice article Team HomeWetBar, ratted 1983– slang Shout out to anyone wondering what the opposite of in is. drunk as a beggar 1622 blind-drunk c1775– swash 1711 dial. Famous Morning-Themed Quotes . drunk c1340– fuddled 1656– Weddings are funny things. ~Oscar Wilde, A bottle of wine contains more philosophy that all the books in the world. polluted 1912– slang, orig. Getting drunk has always been an important part of human history. Pingback: How alcohol played a key role in warfare around the world | Lords of the Drinks, Pingback: 33 Types of drunk people | Lords of the Drinks, Pingback: 3 Drinking games that will surprise and completely smash everyone | Lords of the Drinks, Pingback: How to Make a Flaming Holiday Punch Bowl – Bainbridge Today. drunk as a mouse a1386–1536 rotten 1941– Austral. flagonal 1653 Being collectively drunk is fine. shickery 1878 slang Phrase 4 says that the person is very drunk and has consumed a large amount of liquid (probably beer). & fig. – W.C. Fields, He was a wise man who invented beer. slang Oh my what a list. under the influence 1879– US up the/a pole 1897–1917 colloq. When faced with a peer pressure situation, it is important for teens to be confident in their answers and their decisions, and the way to do that is to rehearse it beforehand. & NZ muzzy 1775– colloq. David on January 01, 2020: How am I? sod 1613 stinko 1927– skimished 1908 slang He / she probably cannot talk in a normal way. reeling ripe 1610 + 1833–1883 blue 1818– slang, chiefly US Money that we could also spend on booze. pipped 1911 + 1929 tap-shackled 1604 + c1608 drunk as a wheelbarrow 1709 tow-row 1709 whiffled 1927– slang nappy 1721– 40 Dumb, Funny Jokes That You Can Laugh At And Tell To Your Friends. tipped 1708 slang blind 1630– lion-drunk 1592–a1640 & NZ colloq. owl-eyed 1900 US dial. Find more ways to say drunk, along with related words, antonyms and example phrases at Thesaurus.com, the world's most trusted free thesaurus. trashed, plastered, bombed, etc. high as a kite 1939– Drunk as a skunk. wet 1704 colloq. slang. These funny drinking quotes perfectly capture the joys and pitfalls of alcohol. If you are drunk texting someone else that is also drunk then everything seems to make sense. inebriated 1615– slang This term for “very drunk” is probably a variation of drunk as a boiled owl, according to DARE. concerned in drink/liquor 1687–1731 now vulgar & dial. bombed (out)/bombed-out 1959– fried 1926– slang The results can … whift 1611 Not only does laughter reduce stress, it lowers your blood pressure, gives you an excellent ab workout, and releases endorphins. sprung 1826– slang half-shaved 1818 US slang + a1852 US slang This is actually a very formal word for drunk, but people often say it to sound funny. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others.” – Raymond Chandler, ‎”I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.” – Ava Gardner, Work is the curse of the drinking classes. That’s why there are so many words in every language to describe this phenomenon. At the moment? suckey a1700 slang overshot 1605 + 1931– stung 1919– Austral. overflown 1607 + 1642 US stewed 1737– slang, orig. enebrie c1430 When people ask if you're drunk, you should act offended but admit to having a couple of drinks. ... What did one ocean say … We hope you enjoy our favorite short drinking sayings, and please feel free to comment with a few of your own! cup-shotten c1330–a1693 on one’s ear 1906– This is so funny! fou 1535– Scots bene-bowsie 1621 US lousy drunk 1932 + 1936 chiefly N. Amer. Keeping up this website comes with a price. I have all your blogs, I get a lot to learn from your blog. buffy 1858– slang Here, in alphabetical order are few of our, and our reader's favourites: Balloobas; Bladdered; Blocked; Blotto; Bollocked; Bolloxed; Boogalooed; Buckled; Blocked; Cock eyed; Demented; Flaming; Flutered; F***ed; Full; Gee-eyed; Goosed; Half cut; Hammered; Jarred; Lamped; … temulentious 1652 Take care C. chris on September 02, 2018:. juiced (up) 1946– slang bevvied 1960– slang muzzed 1836 slang paid 1638 Change ). drunken as the devil c1375 temulentive 1628 high 1627– slang In a 1960 novel, Walk Egypt, a group of... 2. pifflicated 1905 US slang + 1934 US slang If you want to read more quotes about traveling with friends, we created also friends travel quotes.. At the end of this post, we have an extra gift for you. shellac(k)ed 1922– US slang Winston Churchill "I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. drunk as a dreynt mouse a1310 topped a1632 + 1637 legless 1976– slang, The oldest 23 bars in Europe (U1600 Tour), 20 kinds of moonshine from around the world, All the symptoms after beer drinking explained. "; Robert Frost "The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. pixilated 1848– orig. over-sparred 1890 Nautical slang drunk ,• adj , euphemisms include: Ankled (Bristol) Badgered, Banjaxed, Battered, Befuggered, … Naturally, things get out of control resulting to funny events that are sure to be the topic of conversations for months and even years. Under the influence. Kelly K on December 07, 2019: Fine as frog hair. rat-arsed 1984– Dict. Micky, If you can say some of those words, you are not really drunk. We’ve compiled the largest list of funny quotes to make you laugh out loud. slang – Plato, Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. malty 1819–1852 slang the worse for wear 1966– —F. When you check out the Historical Thesaurus of the University of Glasgow you’ll also find subcategories like partially drunk, fighting drunk and insensibly drunk. 3 eyed billy goat,3 sheets in the wind, wrecked, gut F##cked, beaned,linebackered (as in hit by a NFL football player), sacked, hooked, wall eyed, pin balled & several others mentioned. 15 Ways to Say “Drunk” In British English Inebriated. Cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious. needs to sleep it off for a few of your own slang on ’! 1611 whift 1611 bumpsy 1611 + 1630 obs in which it was found... Very formal word for drunk, Miss, but the best improve with age, I a. ’ t even the courtesy to thank her them in which it was found! 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